Attraction-The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Love at first sight-What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
Dating-The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Birth control-Avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.
Easy-A term used to describe a woman who has the s*xual morals of a man.
Eye contact-A method utilized by one person to indicate that they are interested in another. Despite being advised to do so, many men have difficulty looking a woman directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman’s eyes are not located in her chest.
Friend-A person in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
Indifference-A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be “playing hard to get”.
Interesting-A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
Irritating habit-What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
Law of relativity-How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Nymphomaniac-A man’s term for a woman who wants to have s*x more often than he does.
Sober-Condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.
