Difference between a girl and a woman

A GIRL keeps her password on her cellphone, while a
WOMAN is confident enough to say “darling can you
answer that for me?”!!
A GIRL has pride after arguments, a WOMAN has heart
& emotions.
A GIRL tells her man all the things he does wrong, a
WOMAN acknowledges her man’s hard work!!
A GIRL run on the streets & chill with her friends, while
a WOMAN enjoys time with her man planning ahead for
their future!!
A GIRL exchange words with her man, a WOMAN keeps
quite & listen to her man.
A GIRL complains about spending too much time with
her man, a WOMAN plans vacations & getaways because
she is wise enough to notice tomorrow isn’t promised!!
A GIRL tells her man he is cute, & a WOMAN tells her
man he is handsome.
A GIRL takes her man to the house, & a WOMAN takes
her man home.
A GIRL tells the whole world her heart is broken, & a
WOMAN keeps her life in line, with tears in her eyes she
still manages to say nah! I am fine.
A GIRL will read this & think this is about her, & a
WOMAN will read this & thoroughly acknowledge what
she needs to fix in her relationship.

African proverbs

1. When a man is stung by a bee, hedoes not destroy all beehives (Kenya).
2. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside
have the same problem (Ethiopia).
3. A short man is not a boy(Nigeria).
4.No matter how hot your anger is, itcannot cook yams (Nigeria).
5. Itrequires a lot of carefullness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum (Ghana).
6. If the throat can grant passage toa knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it (Seychelles).
7.The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market (Nigeria).
8. An old lady feels uneasy when drybones are mentioned in a proverb(Ghana).
9. The same sun that melts the wax,hardens the clay(Niger).
10. If you don't know where you are going, any road willtake you
there (Uganda).
11. There is no virgin in a maternity ward (Cameroon).
12. A child can play with its mother'sbreasts, but not its father's testicles(Guinea).
13. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smellyfingers (Nigeria).

Five of the worst sex positions ever.

Has your whole sèx life been a lie?
Women rated common moves like
doggy style, reverse cowgirl, and 69
as the worst sèx positions.
Chances are, those sèx staples
have been in your arsenal since
you bought your first condom. Men
have long relied on standard
moves like missionary because
they're easy, efficient, and feel
greatbut as it turns out, women
have quietly been cursing them
the whole time.
To pinpoint the source of female
frustration, we consulted with top
experts to uncover why your five
favorite positions just aren't
cutting itand the upgrades you
must make to satisfy her sèx drive.
Doggy Style
Why she's not into it: Put simply,
it's too painful. 'The issue here is
you may be ramming her cervix,
which is why deep penetration is
often more harmful than hot,' says
Sara Gottfried, M.D., OB/GYN,
author of The Hormone Cure. Plus,
if you're fully removing yourself,
then re-entering her, it often hurts
her chances at staying fully
lubricated, Dr. Gottfried explains.
Women in our survey also said
doggy's not intimate enough. Even
though rough sèx can be awesome
if you're both into it, most women
are looking for more of a
connection during sèx, Dr.
Gottfried says. While you may have
a blast admiring her assets when
she's on all fours, her view of the
bed isn't nearly as stimulating.
How to fix it
To prevent the bump and grind
from getting painful, keep your
thrusts short and shallow, rather
than deep and fast. Shallow
thrusts will stimulate the front
third of her vàginà, which is the
most sensitive part, says Rebecca
Rosenblat, a sèx therapist and the
author of Seducing Your Man.
Up the intimacy factor by running
your hands through her hair, down
her spine, and occasionally leaning
forward to kiss and suck on her
neck. And don't forget the clitoral
stimulation, Dr. Gottfried advises.
Just because you're focusing on her
backside, doesn't mean you should
neglect her most sensitive spots.
Woman on Top
Why she isn't into it: One word:
insecurity. According to our survey,
a majority of women feel more self-
conscious when they're on top. Dr.
Gottfried says women often worry
about what their stomachs or
breasts look like from where you're
laying. And even though you think
she looks like a rock star, even the
tiniest shred of doubt can put out
her fire.
How to fix it
Switch into a side-by-side position
like 'The Spork.' Have her lie on
her back, and raise her right leg.
Slot yourself between her legs at a
90-degree angle and ease inside
her. This way, her legs will form
the tines of a spork utensil.
Reverse Cowgirl
Why she's not into it: Because it's
hard for her to climax like thatand
not everything fits when she's
riding in reverse. 'Reverse cowgirl
may seem sèxy and adventurous,
but when you actually try to enter
her, things might not fit the way
you think that they should,' says
Jen Landa, M.D., Chief Medical
Officer of BodyLogicMD and author
of The Sex Drive Solution for
Women. It often boils down to the
curvature of your pènis not
coinciding with the angle of her
vàginà, Dr. Landa says.
Realistically, any time you bend
your pènis too far at the base, it's
not only uncomfortable for her, it
becomes dangerous for you. In
other words, you can break your
junk.
How to fix it
If you're in it for the view, switch
to doggy (with our upgrades, of
course). The fit's more practical,
and you can help her reach
orgasm, says Dr. Landa.
But if you still want the
naughtiness factor, put the doggy
to bed. Do this: Stand up, have her
bend forward, place her hands on
a stable mirror, then enter her
from behind. You'll still be able to
manually stimulate her, but now
you can both use the mirror to
your advantage.
Missionary
Why she's not into it: It doesn't
hit the right spots. 'And if you're
on the smaller end of the
spectrum, this position doesn't
really accentuate your size,' Dr.
Landa says.
How to fix it
Try using the Coital Alignment
Technique (CAT)just don't call it
that in bed. The position is similar
to missionary, except your body is
farther up and to one side. (So
rather than being chest to chest,
your chest is near her shoulders.)
Have her bend her legs about 45
degrees to tilt her hips up, which
causes the base of your shaft to
maintain constant contact with her
clitoris.
Even though the name is a
mouthful, the move is proven to
work: Women who were unable to
climax in regular missionary were
56 percent more likely to climax
using CAT, according to a study
from the Journal of Sex and Marital
Therapy.
69
Why she's not into it: She's, well,
preoccupied. According to our
survey results, women say it's too
difficult to focus on receiving
pleasure when they have to
concentrate on giving it. And
pleasure and reaching climax is
heavily determined by her mental
state, Dr. Landa says. So it
becomes difficult to relax and
enjoy your oral skills if she's trying
to take care of your needs at the
same time.
How to fix it
If you want her to get the most
out of oral, you're better off taking
turns giving and receiving. Many
women claim 69 feels anonymous
to them, because they want their
partner to be able to look them in
the eyes and feel a connection,
says Gottfried. So if you stick to
giving first, she's way more likely to
enjoy herself.

Born to be wild am just what you see nothing more or less n that's just me.

Letter to my future wife

Dear future wife,
I'm sorry for the delay in changing
your last name but I'm working hard to make sure that you don't board tuktuk, Taxi or even bus, But rather have ur own automobile. U don't have to worry
about Landlord or Co-tenants.
Then Lastly, our kids won't have any reason to go to a public school nor stay at home as a result of teachers strike But will rather be abroad. So be patient and pray for me
Your's truely
Me

The clueless in worldcup.

I had no option bt steal n share this hilarous conversation. This is are the clueless in the worldcup. Wife:- sweety, which teams are
playing today?
Hubby:- There is no match today.
Wife:- ooh! It's over? So who won?
Hubby:- it's not over, they are just
resting
today
Wife:- Ooooh... So they'r on
halftime?
Hubby:- ah sure they are on
halftime
Wife: so when are they starting the
second
half?
Hubby:- (bored) Tomorrow
Wife:- So Drogba will be playing
tomorrow?
Hubby:- His team was knocked out.
Wife:- Haa so which team is
remaining?
Hubby:- Uruguay.
Wife:- The one that suarez plays for?
Hubby:- (happy) YES!
Wife:- At least we will watch Suarez.
Hubby:- Suarez was banned. He will
not play
any more.
Wife:- so they will play with less
players?
Hubby:- No, they will get someone else
Wife:- Who will they put?
Hubby:- (Angry) I DONT KNOW!
(loong silence)
Wife :- (innocently) hope they put
Drogba

10 Shocking S`exual Traditions from around the World Must Read!!

1.The Sambians: The Se`m`en-drinking
tribe – Papua, New Guinea
To become a man in this primitive tribe, boys
are removed from the presence of all females
at the age of seven, living with other males
for ten years. During the ten years, the skin
is pierced to remove any contamination
brought upon by women. For the same
reason, they also regularly incur nose-
bleeding and vomiting caused by consuming
large amounts of sugarcane.
To top it off, they are required to ingest the
Se`m`en of their elders, which is thought to
sustain growth and strength. When they are
finally introduced back into the tribe, they
continue to engage in nose-bleeding at the
same time as their wives’ mentrual cycles.
2 The Mardudjara: Intimate cutting
rituals to achieve manhood – Australia
The first portion of this Mardudjara
Aboriginal rite involves a barbaric
circumcision followed by the circumcised male
ingesting his own foreskin. After he heals up,
the pen1`s is then cut lengthwise on the
underside, sometimes all the way to the
scrotum. Blood is then dripped over a fire in
order to purify it. From then on, the male will
urinate from the underside of his pen1`s
instead of the urethra. The real question,
however, is how does destroying a boy’s
‘manhood’ bring him into manhood?
3 The Trobrianders : The tribe where kids
start having s`exx at 6 – Papua, New
Guinea.
These islanders from a remote tribe in Papua
guinea seem like a case study in the ultimate
consequences of the s`exxual revolution:
girls want s`exx just as much as guys, and
kids start having s`exx at a very young age
— 6-8 for the girls and 10-12 for the guys —
with no social stigma. There are few customs
about dating to inhibit “hooking up” and, of
course, revealing clothing has been taken to
its limit, with girls actually going topless.
However, while everybody is having s`exx
whenever they want, premarital meal-sharing
is a big no-no. You’re not supposed to go out
for dinner together until after you get
married.
4.Saut d’Eau: The city where you may
witness rituals of voodoo and love
If you travel to Haiti and visit the waterfalls
of Saut d’Eau during the month of July, you
may witness quite a risqué ritual. Voodoo
practitioners make this journey each summer
to worship the goddess of love. Pretty normal
stuff, right?
Wrong. Picture a bunch of buck-nak`e`d
people twisting and wriggling around in mud
mixed with the blood of sacrificed animals,
with cow and goat heads thrown into the
mix. I’m sure there’s nothing like it if you’re
an exhibitionism lover.
5 The Nepalese: A community where
brothers share a wife – The Himalayas
According to an article in Psychology Today,
“Almost all of the few polyandrous societies
practice what anthropologists call fraternal
polyandry, where a group of brothers share a
wife.” This is the case in the Himalayas,
where there is little land available for
farming and agriculture, and families with
more than one son would be faced with
dividing up their land were each son to start
his own family.
The solution? Find one wife for all of their
sons so that they can live together as one
family and keep their family plot intact. Also,
as told in the National Geographic
documentary Multiple Husbands, this
arrangement works best when the wife is
adept at “scheduling” time with each brother.
6Th3 Wodaabee: The tribe were men steal
each other’s wives – Niger
In the Wodaabe tribe of Niger in West Africa,
men are known to steal each other’s wives.
The Wodaabe’s first marriage is arranged by
their parents in infancy and must be between
cousins of the same lineage. However, at the
yearly Gerewol Festival, Wodaabe men wear
elaborate makeup and costumes and dance
to impress the women – and hopefully steal a
new wife.
If the new couple is able to steal away
undetected (especially from a current
husband who may not want to part with his
wife), then they become socially recognized.
These subsequent marriages are called love
marriages.
7 Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs: The
pharaohes who would practice public
marst`bation
According to s`exx and Society, “even the
ebb and flow of the Nile was thought to be
caused by Atum’s (the god of creation)
ej`culation. This concept spurred the
Egyptian pharaohs to ritually mas*ba`te into
the Nile to ensure an abundance of water.”
The ancient Egyptians were so inspired by the
act of self-st`multion that at the festival of
the god Min, who represented Pharaoh’s
s`exxual potency, men mas*ba`ted in
public.
8 Ancient Greece: Where homos`exxuality
was completely out of the closet
The ancient Greeks did not conceive of
s`exxual orientation as a social identifier the
way Western societies have done for the past
century. Greek society did not distinguish
s`exxual desire or behavior by the gender of
the participants, but rather by the role that
each participant played in the s`exx act, that
of the active penetrator or the passive
penetrated.
This active/passive polarization corresponded
with dominant and submissive social roles:
the active (penetrative) role was associated
with masculinity, higher social status, and
adulthood, while the passive role was
associated with femininity, lower social
status, and youth.
9Ancient Greece: When pederasty was the
social convention
The most common form of same-s`exx
relationships between males in Greece was
“paiderastia” meaning “boy love.” It was a
relationship between an older male and an
adolescent youth. A boy was considered a
“boy” until he was able to grow a full beard.
In Athens, the older man was called erastes,
and he was to educate, protect, love, and
provide a role model for his eromenos, whose
reward for him lay in his beauty, youth, and
promise.
To love a boy below the age of twelve was
considered inappropriate, but no evidence
exists of any legal penalties attached to this
sort of practice.
10Modern Iranian culture: Where you can
have a temporary Marriage if you pay for
it
We all know that Muslim practices are among
some of the strictest regarding s`exxual
inter`cause and the relationships between
men and women. For instance, Muslim
couples are only allowed to have s`exx in the
missionary position. It’s considered gross and
degrading for a man to ask any other
position from his wife.
However, in certain Muslim countries, like
Iran, a young couple who would like to have
s`exx before they’re ready to marry can
request a “temporary marriage.” They are
allowed to pay for a short ceremony, with a
written contract dictating the amount of time
they will be “married.” Once this is done,
they can have s`exx like bunnies without
contradicting Islamic law.

I know most people wish they had a similar law in their countries.

Sad facts of dating.

Sad and hurting things campusers
dating go through...
> You see someone using you but
you still
fight to be with that person.
> Someone is busy ignoring your
calls and
text messages and your still
sending more
text and making calls.
> Someone told you its over
between us
but your still hoping you guys can
get back.
> someone has moved on with his
or her
life but your still here loosing sleep
thinking about them
> Someone somewhere now is
hurting over
someone who doesnt even think
about you
for a second.